Hey guys! So yesterday was my puppy Jak's birthday. He turned 1 year old!! I have a good blog planned today, so let's get started!!
On YouTube is a channel by YouTuber Octopimp. One thing that Octopimp is known for alongside his good friend Sparky the Android is a Free parody series known as 50% OFF. I love this series and I am always watching it, so I can't help but watch it over and over again. So today I am going to break down my favorite bits from episodes and specials. Let's do this!
"Homeboy looks like Shark Week, I ain't messing with that!" - Nagisa, Ep. 3
COMING SOON: 50% OFF
- Haru: "Yo, this anime is pretty gay."
Nagisa: "You got that right!"
Episode 1 - Prologue
- Haru: "I always thought swimming was kind of like doing somebody. You dive in, flop around a bit, then you either get booed or somebody gives you a metal."
Makoto: "Is it weird for me to think he looks good in that swimsuit? I mean really good. It's totally not weird right? Ooh new meat!"
Haru: "And then I found out, swimming isn't like that at all. And you can't have sex with your neighbors above ground backyard pool. What was I talking about?"
Episode 2 - Late for Anime School
- Makoto: "Wonder what Haru's thinking about."
Haru: "Oh you like that don't you, you dirty f**king ocean. Oh you can't wait for me to get inside you, huh, huh? Oh you f**king slut, you are so wet!"
Makoto: "Probably swimming."
- Makoto: "The clerk pulls out a gun and you've got a Mexican Standoff. Anyway, how was your summer break?"
Episode 3 - Breaking and Entering
- Nagisa: "Shinji was a bitch ass poser! Whatever, I did my time. Joined a prison swim team, got out on good behavior. Ha! Believe that!"
Haru: "You broke out, didn't you?"
Nagisa: "Who told you that?"
Bonus 2 -
- Haru: "What do you still walk around with your legs? Good one Haru. Thanks Haru."
Episode 4 - Taking the Fall
- Nagisa: "You took the fall for me and I said thank you."
Kou: "I went to jail. I learned things, terrible things."
Makoto: "Are you sure you didn't just go to holding? I recently learned there's a big difference."
Kou: "I spent six months in a correctional facility!"
Makoto: "So about Rin!"
Kou: "Who said anything about Rin? I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
Makoto: "What do you mean you stabbed a girl in the yard?"
Bonus 3 -
- Kou: "I've got mace! The good shit. The kind they use against bears!"
Episode 5 - Extracurricular
- Makoto: "Wait are you guys really going to swim to the death?"
Rin: "That's how they do it in Australia."
Nagisa: "And prison."
- Nagisa: "Oh hey Go!"
Kou: "I told you to call me Kou."
Nagisa: "Does it really even matter?"
Kou: "Yes it matters! Call me Kou!"
Nagisa: "Alright. Go it is."
Nagisa: "Ha! You're ass just got looney-tuned!"
Bonus 4 -
Episode 6 - APPROVED!
Bonus 5 -
SPLASH FREE Cover -
Halloween SWIM-tacular -
Episode 7 - Headgames with Haru
Bonus 6 -
Happy Birthday, Rei Ryugazaki -
Nagisa's Christmas Carols -
Episode 8 - So Hot But So Crazy
Season 2 Confirmed? -
Bonus 7 -
Episode 9 - Dream Journal
Bonus 8 -
Episode 10 - Usurper
Happy Birthday, Nagisa Hazuki -
Bonus 9 -
Bonus 9 -
Episode 11 - The Flyin' Hawaiian
Episode 10 -
Episode 12 - Solid Right Cross
Happy Birthday Matsuoka Rin -
Happy Birthday Makoto Tachibana -
So clearly I didn't get all the episodes written like I did the first couple. However, I did manage to get through a few. It's just so hard to pick just one or two funny bits from each episode. What are your favorite parts? Let me know!
Voice Actor Spotlight:
Yay guys! It's time for a new VA Spotlight. This week is the amazing Jerry Jewell from FUNimation. Jerry was born July 30th, 1976 and is a voice actor, ADR director, and singer. His voice roles are as follows found on Wikipedia.
A Certain Scientific Railgun - Kikuhiko Kojun
AM Driver - Taft Krema
Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero - Kyoya Hikami
Assassination Classroom - Yuma Isogai
Attack on Titan - Moblit Bayner
Baccano! - Claire Stanfield
BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad - Yoshiyuki Taira
Big Windup - Ohkawa
Birdy the Mighty Decode - Lailalo
Black Blood Brothers - Zelman Clock
Black Butler - Lau
Black Cat - Ling Xiao Li
Blue Gender - Tony Frost
Case Closed - Jimmy Kudo, Phantom Thief Kid
Casshern Sins - Dio
Chrome Shelled Regios - Kalian Loss
Claymore - Lig, Pario
Code:Breaker - Yuki Tenpouin
Corpse Princess - Hizuchi
D. Gray-Man - Goz, Klack
Dance in the Vampire Bund - Jean Marais Deramille
Darker than Black - Eelis Kastinen
Deadman Wonderland OVA - Keigo Ugachi
Dragonaut The Resonance - Asheem Jamal
Dragon Ball - Nam, Sky Dragon
Eden of the East - Ryo Yuki
Fairy Tail - Lyon Vastia
Fractale - Doctor
Free! Eternal Summer - Momotaro Mikoshiba
Fruits Basket - Kyo Sohma
Fullmetal Alchemist series - Barry the Chopper
Gunslinger Girl II Teatrino - Pinocchio
Haganai series - Kodaka Hasegawa
Hetalia: Axis Powers - Russia
Karneval - Azana
Kaze no Stigma - Shin
Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple - Ryuto "Odin" Asamiya
Kiddy Grade - Max
Kodocha - Akito Hayama
Last Exile: Fam, the Silver Wing - Crèche
The Legend of the Legendary Heroes - Lucile Eris
Linebarrels of Iron - Makoto Doumyoji
Lupin III: The Secret of Twilight Gemini - Sadachiyo
Maria the Virgin Witch - Priapos
Michiko and Hatchin - Vasily
Okami-san and her Seven Companions - Saburo Nekomiya
One Piece - Merry, Minchy, Blue Fin, Hildon
Ouran High School Host Club - Arai
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - Cop
Peach Girl - Hyoma
Phantom ~Requiem for the Phantom~ - Xu
Rebuild of Evangelion -Kaworu Nagisa
Rosario + Vampire series - The Bat
Samurai 7 - Hyogo
Sands of Destruction - Jade
Sekirei - Izumi Higa
Sgt. Frog - Viper
Shakugan no Shana - Barma, Gizo
Shiki - Natsuno Yuki
Shin-chan - Happiness Bunny
Shuffle! - Rin Tsuchimi
Soul Eater - Clown
Speed Grapher - Takahata
Strike Witches - Burg
Suzuka - Sasaki
Tenchi Muyo! War on Geminar - Cliff Cleese
Toriko - Bogie Woods
The Tower of Druaga: the Aegis of Uruk - Dirk
Trinity Blood - Memlink (Count of Antwerp)
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle - Sorata Arisugawa
Vexille - Informant
We Without Wings - Platinum, Hein
YuYu Hakusho - Jin, Sakamoto, Suzuka
As of 2013, FUNimation decided that they would hire him full time as a Voice Director. Here are the shows he was a Voice Director on.
A Certain Magical Index season 2
A Certain Scientific Railgun S
Free! Eternal Summer
Is This a Zombie? Of the Dead
Shakugan no Shanna III - Final
We Without Wings
What is your favorite role of Jerry Jewell's? Let me know. My personal favorites are Kyo and Lyon.
So that is it guys. I hope you enjoyed this update. I can't wait to be a little more active in the blog. I am still breaking in being a college graduate and having a new job. I'll hang in there and I hope you will too.
See you all next week!
See you all next week!