Update 4/12/15

Hey guys! So yesterday was my puppy Jak's birthday. He turned 1 year old!! I have a good blog planned today, so let's get started!!

50% OFF

On YouTube is a channel by YouTuber Octopimp. One thing that Octopimp is known for alongside his good friend Sparky the Android is a Free parody series known as 50% OFF. I love this series and I am always watching it, so I can't help but watch it over and over again. So today I am going to break down my favorite bits from episodes and specials. Let's do this!

"Homeboy looks like Shark Week, I ain't messing with that!" - Nagisa, Ep. 3

COMING SOON: 50% OFF

- Haru: "Yo, this anime is pretty gay."

Nagisa: "You got that right!"

 Rei: "Aaaah!"

Episode 1 - Prologue 

- Haru: "I always thought swimming was kind of like doing somebody. You dive in, flop around a bit, then you either get booed or somebody gives you a metal."

Makoto: "Is it weird for me to think he looks good in that swimsuit? I mean really good. It's totally not weird right? Ooh new meat!"

Haru: "And then I found out, swimming isn't like that at all. And you can't have sex with your neighbors above ground backyard pool. What was I talking about?"

Episode 2 - Late for Anime School

- Makoto: "Wonder what Haru's thinking about."

Haru: "Oh you like that don't you, you dirty f**king ocean. Oh you can't wait for me to get inside you, huh, huh? Oh you f**king slut, you are so wet!"

Makoto: "Probably swimming." 

Bonus -

- Makoto: "The clerk pulls out a gun and you've got a Mexican Standoff. Anyway, how was your summer break?"

Episode 3 - Breaking and Entering

- Nagisa: "Shinji was a bitch ass poser! Whatever, I did my time. Joined a prison swim team, got out on good behavior. Ha! Believe that!"

Haru: "You broke out, didn't you?"

Nagisa: "Who told you that?"

Bonus 2 - 

- Haru: "What do you still walk around with your legs? Good one Haru. Thanks Haru."

Episode 4 - Taking the Fall

- Nagisa: "You took the fall for me and I said thank you."

Kou: "I went to jail. I learned things, terrible things."

Makoto: "Are you sure you didn't just go to holding? I recently learned there's a big difference."

Kou: "I spent six months in a correctional facility!"

Makoto: "So about Rin!"

Kou: "Who said anything about Rin? I stabbed a girl in the yard!"

Nagisa: "Cold-blooded."

Makoto: "What do you mean you stabbed a girl in the yard?"

Bonus 3 - 

- Kou: "I've got mace! The good shit. The kind they use against bears!"

Episode 5 - Extracurricular 

- Makoto: "Wait are you guys really going to swim to the death?"

Rin: "That's how they do it in Australia." 

Nagisa: "And prison."

- Nagisa: "Oh hey Go!"

Kou: "I told you to call me Kou."

Nagisa: "Does it really even matter?"

Kou: "Yes it matters! Call me Kou!"

Nagisa: "Go."

Kou: "Kou!"

Nagisa: "Go!"

Kou: "Kou!"

Nagisa: "Go!"

Kou: "Kou!"

Nagisa: "Kou!"

Kou: "Go!"

Nagisa: "Kou!"

Kou: "Go!"

Nagisa: "Alright. Go it is."

Kou: "Wa-aaah!!"

Nagisa: "Ha! You're ass just got looney-tuned!"

Bonus 4 - 

Episode 6 - APPROVED!

Bonus 5 - 

SPLASH FREE Cover - 

Halloween SWIM-tacular - 

Episode 7 - Headgames with Haru

Bonus 6 - 

Happy Birthday, Rei Ryugazaki -

Nagisa's Christmas Carols -  

Episode 8 - So Hot But So Crazy

Season 2 Confirmed? - 

Bonus 7 - 

Episode 9 - Dream Journal

H420 - 

Bonus 8 - 

Episode 10 - Usurper

Happy Birthday, Nagisa Hazuki -

Bonus 9 - 

Episode 11 - The Flyin' Hawaiian

Episode 10 - 

Episode 12 - Solid Right Cross

Happy Birthday Matsuoka Rin - 

Happy Birthday Makoto Tachibana - 

So clearly I didn't get all the episodes written like I did the first couple. However, I did manage to get through a few. It's just so hard to pick just one or two funny bits from each episode. What are your favorite parts? Let me know!

Voice Actor Spotlight:

Jerry Jewell

Yay guys! It's time for a new VA Spotlight. This week is the amazing Jerry Jewell from FUNimation. Jerry was born July 30th, 1976 and is a voice actor, ADR director, and singer. His voice roles are as follows found on Wikipedia.

A Certain Scientific Railgun - Kikuhiko Kojun

AM Driver - Taft Krema

Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero - Kyoya Hikami

Assassination Classroom - Yuma Isogai

Attack on Titan - Moblit Bayner

Baccano! - Claire Stanfield

BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad - Yoshiyuki Taira

Big Windup - Ohkawa

Birdy the Mighty Decode - Lailalo

Black Blood Brothers - Zelman Clock

Black Butler - Lau

Black Cat - Ling Xiao Li

Blue Gender - Tony Frost

Case Closed - Jimmy Kudo, Phantom Thief Kid

Casshern Sins - Dio

Chrome Shelled Regios - Kalian Loss

Claymore - Lig, Pario

Code:Breaker - Yuki Tenpouin

Corpse Princess - Hizuchi

D. Gray-Man - Goz, Klack

Dance in the Vampire Bund - Jean Marais Deramille

Darker than Black - Eelis Kastinen

Deadman Wonderland OVA - Keigo Ugachi

Dragonaut The Resonance - Asheem Jamal

Dragon Ball - Nam, Sky Dragon

Eden of the East - Ryo Yuki

Fairy Tail - Lyon Vastia

Fractale - Doctor

Free! Eternal Summer - Momotaro Mikoshiba

Fruits Basket - Kyo Sohma

Fullmetal Alchemist series - Barry the Chopper

Gunslinger Girl II Teatrino - Pinocchio

Haganai series - Kodaka Hasegawa

Hetalia: Axis Powers - Russia

Karneval - Azana

Kaze no Stigma - Shin

Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple - Ryuto "Odin" Asamiya

Kiddy Grade - Max

Kodocha - Akito Hayama

Last Exile: Fam, the Silver Wing - Crèche

The Legend of the Legendary Heroes - Lucile Eris

Linebarrels of Iron - Makoto Doumyoji

Lupin III: The Secret of Twilight Gemini - Sadachiyo

Maria the Virgin Witch - Priapos

Michiko and Hatchin - Vasily

Okami-san and her Seven Companions - Saburo Nekomiya

One Piece - Merry, Minchy, Blue Fin, Hildon

Ouran High School Host Club - Arai

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - Cop

Peach Girl - Hyoma

Phantom ~Requiem for the Phantom~ - Xu

Rebuild of Evangelion -Kaworu Nagisa

Rosario + Vampire series - The Bat

Samurai 7 - Hyogo

Sands of Destruction - Jade

Sekirei - Izumi Higa

Sgt. Frog - Viper

Shakugan no Shana - Barma, Gizo

Shiki - Natsuno Yuki

Shin-chan - Happiness Bunny

Shuffle! - Rin Tsuchimi

Soul Eater - Clown

Speed Grapher - Takahata

Strike Witches - Burg

Suzuka - Sasaki

Tenchi Muyo! War on Geminar - Cliff Cleese

Toriko - Bogie Woods

The Tower of Druaga: the Aegis of Uruk - Dirk

Trinity Blood - Memlink (Count of Antwerp)

Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle - Sorata Arisugawa

Vexille - Informant

We Without Wings - Platinum, Hein

YuYu Hakusho - Jin, Sakamoto, Suzuka

As of 2013, FUNimation decided that they would hire him full time as a Voice Director. Here are the shows he was a Voice Director on. 

A Certain Magical Index season 2

A Certain Scientific Railgun S

Blood-C

D-Frag!

Free! Eternal Summer

Is This a Zombie? Of the Dead

Kamisama Kiss

One Piece

Senran Kagura

Shakugan no Shanna III - Final

Toriko

We Without Wings

What is your favorite role of Jerry Jewell's? Let me know. My personal favorites are Kyo and Lyon. 

So that is it guys. I hope you enjoyed this update. I can't wait to be a little more active in the blog. I am still breaking in being a college graduate and having a new job. I'll hang in there and I hope you will too.

See you all next week!

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xx Kat

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